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January 6th 2010 Part 2
(43min)
Jimmy and guests Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: Alachua County Sheriff's SWAT team takes second place in international contest, California attempting to further legalize medical marijuana, Gainesville Florida planners stupefy Wal-Mart proposal for the umpteenth time, Gainesville “Choices” local universal failing health care recap, Texas cockfight gets raided, Horse shot with arrows in Atlanta, Parents arrested for tattooing kids, Pinellas County woman charged with .404 DUI, Volusia County deputy gets 20 days suspension for crashing cruiser with DUI, Gainesville law enforcement writes 190,000 tickets in the first six months of 2009 for people just not wearing seatbelts – Guess what the fines total out to?, Virginia man we talked about on the 11-02-09 part-two show convicted of in-home indecent exposure, Concealed weapons issues, How the government is going to take away all your guns - Lite Notes - Professional grade Viagra, Go to iTunes and listen to the speakers from the 2007 Singularity Summit, The Who will play at the Super Bowl, Possible new sponsors for Tiger Woods, Star Trek most pirated movie of 2009.
January 6th 2010 Part 1
(56min)
Jimmy and guests Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: The Obama administration’s new “unlimited dollars” bail-out program, How the Federal Reserve “smoothes” out the “evil” capitalist business cycle, Permanent TARP? Life jeopardy and denial analogy, Fallout for air travelers from the “Panty Bomber”, Cost of business from interrupted air travel, Jimmy Doane’s solution to air passenger screening, EPA to regulate carbon emissions and doesn’t need approval from congress, Health care bill goes to conference, Medicare caps and rationing.
December 17th 2009 Part 2
(66min)
Jimmy continues with special guest Stitch from the Hangar Dogs, and Engineer Erik about: Shout out to Marty Beckerman and his new book Dumbocracy, Shout out to Wes Burtrand and the Complete Liberty Podcast – Please check it out, Current U.S. Czar list, EJ’s list of new names for Obama, Tim Lynch’s “Bill of Rights” day article – Really good – Lite Notes - Hindus in the News, Oregon scientists trying to decide if killing barred owls to protect spotted owls is a good idea….What? Fines raised to $5,000 for selling toy guns that look like real ones in NYC, Woman’s daughter reportedly gives better oral sex than her mom, Mystery crapper strikes Steamboat Springs – causes stink, Jimmy junk segment, Brittan moves to outlaw checks, Legal update with Stitch, Harry Reid in the “Last Supper” pic, Jimmy’s “Speed Dial”, Kid suspended from pre-kindergarten for having long hair in Texas, Strange baby names, Russian Su-29 fighter jet up for sale to anyone in the U.S., Amish man gets DUI in horse and buggy, Jimmy’s dream car, Dolphins enlisted to protect navy nuclear subs, Hilarious exam blunders.
December 17th 2009 Part 1
(56min)
Jimmy and special guest Stitch from the Hangar Dogs, and Engineer Erik discuss: The Supreme Court of the United States visits the Jimmy Doane Website!, Drones video feeds gets hacked in Iraq, DIY Drones, More Mayan Calendar possible discrepancies, Will they get some kind of health care bill passed before Christmas?, U.S. budget atrocities and deficit borrowing, The USA should take a lesson from Argentina’s past, Hugo Chaves takes greater control of the banks, Tiger Woods plate set and video game, Will Florida issue bear hunting permits purely for profit?, Can we invent a “Super Yeast”?
December 1st 2009 Part 3
(40min)
Jimmy, Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: Honest Services Doctrine, Philly guy flips off cop, Florida dishing out the concealed handgun permits – Lite Notes – Lowes recalls 663,000 grills, Barbie in a burkha, Baboons are becoming furry felons in Cape Town South Africa, The real Tiger Woods story, Extreme car horn videos, Parents pull kid’s tooth with R/C car, Lab grown bacon, Mall Santa variants.
December 1st 2009 Part 2
(60min)
Jimmy continues with special guest Stitch from the Hangar Dogs, Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik about: Hugo Chavez on the warpath to nationalize Venezuelan banks, US bill might force banks to accept less from poor people- i.e. partial default, How to reform health care the right way, Ordering a pizza in 2012, Predictions about what will actually get passed as far as the health bill is concerned, SNL video of Obama & Jintao Press Conference, Animated unemployment map, Obama’s dilemma about sending troops to Afghanistan, Gun show and Star Trek convention at Disney.
December 1st 2009 Part 1
(42min)
Jimmy and special guest Stitch from the Hangar Dogs, Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: How the government REALLY creates jobs, Scientist cartoon on global warming, Leaked documents show massive global warming fraud, Do the Chinese have a weather altering device?, Please donate your hazardous materials to the Jimmy Doane Show, Check out DeepAstronomy.com for the Hubble Deep Field Image Video of 10,000 galaxies, The incogitable clean-up of Jimmy’s house for Thanksgiving dinner, Will Crackie Bernanke destroy the economy with the Fed?, Sad short history of the Federal Reserve, The real reason why the Mayan calendar only goes to 2012, What are the Fed’s only choices regarding inflation and what does that mean for us taxpayers?
November 18th 2009 Show
(95 min)
Jimmy and special guest Will, Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: Global warming – AGAIN???, Some plausible solutions J, How to protect yourself and even profit from climate change, Great Powerpoint presentation on global warming, Link to our 2005 Supreme Court Show, FDA may ban caffeinated alcoholic drinks – You’ve GOT to be kidding! – Is Ronald McDonald goin’ down for getting kids hooked on drugs?, Is Mickey Mouse gay?, Marge Simpson poses for Playboy magazine, People of Wal-Mart, Wal-Mart to offer cell phone provider service, The coming “Money Bubble”, Status of the health care bill, Mandatory health insurance problems, Three Wolves Shirt phenomenon – Read the reviews, Has the Emergency Broadcast System cried wolf too many times?, How some schools are gaming the system to get more money, 25 middle-school students arrested for food fight – Lite Notes - “Call of Duty” warfare game is banned in Russia, Flibanserin – the new Spanish Fly for women, Why SiFi changed it’s name to SyFy, Angry woman eats boyfriend’s pets, Why the Wisconsin Tourism Federation changed it’s name, Man’s ashes buried inside computer, Dwarf gets penis glued to a vacuum cleaner, Creepy dolls, Pole dancing dolls, Obama Chia Pet Christmas gift, Nasa finds water on the moon, Tourist space hotel scheduled for operation in 2012, Tyler’s Toy Website, My Hope Chest organization. A few of Will’s Maynard Ferguson prints still available! – They are stunning!
November 10th 2009 Part 2
(53 min)
Jimmy and guests Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: Jimmy’s offering The Anti-Capitalist Mentality (book) by Ludwig von Mises for small donations, Also check out The Road to Serfdom by F. A. H. von Hayek and The Law by C. Northcote Parkinson, Will “texting” be banned while driving?, Congress reps playing solitaire while in session, Criminal intent verses accident, Jimmy finds courthouse door locked during public comment time, Mom issued cease and desist order for operating day care just for letting neighborhood kids wait for the school bus at her house, Adoption agencies want no guns or ammo in the house, Arnold angling to restrict ammo sales in California – WHAT? – Another DCF horror story, Football celebration penalty rant, Florida’s great water grab, Student gets suspended for bringing spent blank bullet casings to school for show-and-tell, Alachua county proposes two-cent bed tax increase for baseball park in the middle of nowhere, - Lite Notes - Was the Large Hadron Collider damaged by a time-traveling bird?, Get a new penis with lab grown tissue, Man arrested for being naked at home, Man dressed as breathalyzer gets caught driving drunk, Man gets DUI on motorized Lay-Z-Boy, South Korean woman passes drivers license test on 950th attempt.
November 10th 2009 Part 1
(67 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: Fall of the Berlin Wall, School Sucks and The Complete Liberty Podcasts, Obama’s health care bill, Fort Hood shooting digression, Back to health care, Ronald Regan speech on government health care, Chris Dodd introduces bill to regulate risky lending, The ridiculous narrowing of Main Street here in Gainesville Florida, Grab ‘N Go baristas arrested for prostitution while serving coffee, Rhode Island governor closes loop-hole on indoor prostitution, FDA wants to ban sale of raw oysters from the Gulf of Mexico, Jolt Cola might go out of business, How much jail time can you get for letting your son get a tattoo?
September 17 th 2009 Part 2
(60 min)
JJimmy and guests Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: Some obvious flaws with Obama’s health care suggestions, Tire tariff veto, International trade simplified by Counselor Curtis, DIY Drones – cool site, counselorcurtis@hotmail.com for all your legal needs- Science Updates – NASA out of funds to track asteroids, Spray-on solar cells, Chris Martenson’s basic economics crash course videos, Fatostatin could prevent obesity, New super Velcro can hold 35 tons, MIT students fly camera to edge of space for $150 – Lite Notes - Man accidentally makes chlorine gas while cleaning toilet, Starlings pose aviation risk, Obama Yes We Cannabis poster causes stir, Litter Vigilante cited for trash piles, Man advertises parents for sale or trade on Craigslist, Clothing label from a small US clothing company states Obama is an idiot and we didn't vote for him, Small DARPA robot can leap over 25 foot walls – Watch Out! – Library closings in Philly, New baby hotels, Bank of America refuses to cash check when armless man can’t give a thumb print, Average woman can only hold a secret for 47 hours, College student claims you shouldn’t have to be a natural born citizen to be president of the US – Wait ‘till you hear what she says!
September 17 th 2009 Part 1
(58 min)
Jimmy and guests Counselor Curtis, Engineer Erik and very special guest Gene from the Hangar Dogs discuss: Gainesville Florida city tax formula and hike, Ron Paul’s House Resolution HR 1207 – Audi the Federal Reserve bill, Does Iran have the nuke?, Florida alligator situation, Hilarious ACORN videos – search for ACORN videos on www.youtube.com, Terrorist suspect in Colorado, Yale murder, Parrot testifies in court, Pensacola Florida school in hot water over prayers, Is it illegal to flip a cop off?, How laws grow, Gainesville Florida cops go egging drunk, Football coach acquitted of homicide for player’s death, Student kills burgler with samurai sword, Crowd estimation at the Ron Paul march, New Essential Reading - The Anti-Capitalistic Mentality by Ludwig von Mises.
August 9th 2009
(60 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: Shout out to CTB Bart, Protests against Obamacare, Obamacare “Top Ten”, Where the original "Dr. Nick" comes from, U.S. States shuffle tax codes to try and cover budget shortfalls, Jimmy’s prediction of the upcoming depression, Hawaii now taxes gambling winnings even if you loose, New board in Florida to decide who gets pain meds, New B.S. $52.50 licensing fee to park cars at UF for the upcoming Gator games, New law banning “certain” reptiles as pets, Police can now use force for hurricane evacuations, Chicago police now allowed to shoot at fleeing cars, Fake police dog exposed, California I.O.U’s not valid in California – Just amazing, but, of course, expected.
July 8th 2009 Part 2
(60 min)
Jimmy and guests EJ, Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: Scalping at the Michael Jackson funeral, Engineer Erik’s Michael Jackson story, Will one of Michael’s doctors get charged criminally with his death? CC weighs in, Jimmy might get another radio gig here in Gainesville!!! YEA !!! Jimmy’s story about being a DJ at 89.9 WUFT when he was 18, Shout out to Grant Stone from Stonewall Unzipped wherever he is, Tesla motors bailout, Bob Newhart’s welfare story, N.Y. city council wants to add two Muslim holidays, States jack up taxes for tourists to balance budget – Hear what Jimmy says about this one, Cigarette tax goes up $1 per pack, Clove cigarettes are to be outlawed, Visit the Seminole Hard Rock Cafe' and buy some tax free smokes, Cheerios & FDA issue – Again - What a joke, Government study on why men don’t like to use condoms, T. Boone Pickens pulls massive Texas wind farm project, Jimmy disagrees with Neal Boortz regarding economy jump-start tactics, Texas pastor arrested via Taser & pepper spray, 4th grade teacher in hot water for “marrying” student in mock ceremony, Ohio “red light cameras” might check for insurance as well, Michigan cops to open doughnut shop.
July 8th 2009 Part 1
(60 min)
Jimmy and guests EJ, Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: Recent celebrity deaths, Why Sarah Palin left office, More on Michael Jackson, Cap and Trade atrocity, Property values going down but taxes going up – WTF?, 4th of July sting operations rake in revenue but no DUI’s, Donte Stallworth manslaughter update, Bush inheritance tax-breaks expire in 2010 so kill that rich relative now :) – Super Bummer, What is happening to our capital? – i.e. money that we as individuals have been saving. Current economic course between China and the U.S.
June 21st 2009 Part 2
(60 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: Check out the kick-ass band Spider Monkey who we used for bumper music this show, Counselor Curtis weighs in more about Supreme Court Justice nominee Sonia Sotomayor, Online gambling issues re-visited by request of an actual listener, Woman ordered to pay $1.92 million for sharing 24 songs over the Internet, Copyright law history, New $50 fine for not giving up your transit seat to a disabled person, Handicapped parking gone way too far - Lite Notes - Engineer Erik gets a visit from the business cop, Elevator inspectors gone wild, Israeli woman claims $1 M loss when mattress was thrown out, Conceptual story will take 1000 years to read – but EE solved it if you want to know what it is, Library of Congress personnel want to be able to carry guns again – Your library book is over due… BLAM!, Butt Hole Road finally renamed, Mrs. Jimmy calls during show, Chili police find suitcases made of cocaine, Pedisedate nitrous oxide system for kids, Miami cops mistakenly shoot a neighbor, Florida comes in fifth from the bottom in education despite our massive spending.
June 21st 2009 Part 1
(60 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: LINKS FOUND to the Jon Stewart Daily Show about How the Internet works according to Senator Ted Stevens, How the Internet works explained by John Hodgman, and How the Internet tubes get cleared by online gambling – MUST SEE, Iran can’t stop Twitter, Obama smacks a fly, Election riots in Iran, Obama is taking over everything so Hugo might want to take lessons, Indian wire grabber video, North Korea might launch a missile that could reach Hawaii, Health care reform concerns, What competition really provides us as people, Business barriers to entry out of control, Miami school naming competition outcome, Futurama is returning with 26 new episodes for 2010 – YEA!, Government wants to be a watchdog to keep insurance companies honest – WHAT?, Gainesville’s “Tent City” for the homeless, Jimmy on the homeless solution once again, Section 8 housing atrocities.
June 3rd 2009
(60 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: Justin TV link failed, but here’s the video if you want to see Jimmy in action (300 Megs), Cool Space Station fly-over, Astronauts toast with recycled urine, Jimmy speaks at the Alachua county and Gainesville budget meetings, FAMU student sentenced to two years in prison for hacking school grades, New passport restrictions for Canada and Mexico, Army looks at abnormal perspiration as a sign of harmful intent, Virginia DMV bans smiles on drivers licenses, FBI is going crazy with the Patriot Act, The street sweeper guy in DC can now write you a parking ticket, Buford T. Justice spotted at rest stop on I75 in Florida, FCC now doing warrantless searches – Must Listen Too – Police can now forcibly take DNA during arrests – WHAT the hell is happening?, Counselor Curtis weighs in on the Judge Sonia Sotomayor nominee.
May 10th 2009 Part 2
(48 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: U.S. stamp price increase, N.Y. millionaire tax, Driveways in D.C. now a no-parking zone, Ocala Florida planning to euthanize roughly 200 nuisance ducks because it’s illegal to move them, Get “The Judge” 5 shot 410 shotgun revolver (as well as .45) from your local gun store or Pickett Weaponry in Florida – Cool You Tube video, U2’s guitarist infuriates Malibu residences by planning to erect “green” houses, Feds to steal land from private citizens for flight 93 9-11 memorial - Lite Notes - Disney’s boob cops – Yes we said boob, High-School in Pennsylvania gives shot glasses as a prom gift, Comedy writer Andrea Wachner hires stripper to go in her stead at her 10-year high school reunion – Must see, Paramedic tried to buy wine wearing only his thong after supermarket staff 'refused to serve him in uniform', N.Y. “Fly-by” causes big stir, Men beaten with golf club after urinating on an occupied vehicle, Powerball winner sends lawyer to pick up his $60 million check spoiling their party which the government of course took more than half of his winnings anyway – It’s never enough, SCOTUS wants to review the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction after five years, Obama going to suggest new SCOTUS justice, Superman comic #1 sells for $317,000, New Extreme DUI starts at a mere .15, Fish store gets corpse instead.
May 10th 2009 Part 1
(60 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: Airline flight diverted because a passenger complained of flu-like symptoms, Egypt orders slaughter of all pigs over swine flu, Massachusetts Senate unanimously passed pandemic flu preparation bill, Also new Massachusetts bill would amend the state's child pornography law to include people over 60 and some people with disabilities, Listener Lisa writes in and asks why the democratic and republican parties seem to be equally corrupt, A homeless Fargo man steals a wallet and then used his EBT card to pay for his groceries but the Department of Human Services won't release his name to find him, Maryland becomes first state in nation to protect homeless people under hate-crimes law, Katrina victims to loose temporary housing after four years, Florida’s CAT fund for hurricane relief has no money due to inevitable government spending, Obama’s jokey 17 billion dollar spending cuts, New taxes coming soon to a wallet near you, What the Florida legislature should have done to fix the state budget, Lawmaker defends imprisoning hostile bloggers, Florida New bill requiring children under 16 to wear a helmet while riding horses on public roads and trails heads to governor, Jimmy buys a new shower head, Minnesota seeks ISP gambling block.
April 22nd 2009 Part 2
(60 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: 2009 Tea parties needed more disobedience, Freddie Mac suicide, HR1913 hate crimes prevention bill 2009, More CC DUI prevention methods, 18 states and now Massachusetts to send body mass indexes (BMI’s) of students home to parents, Difference between a democracy and a republic video, Counselor Curtis’s measure of tyranny, SCOTUS to hear arguments over school strip search, More Florida state taxes for education, Professor’s socialism test with grading, New Florida county tax rape increase, Florida respondents to law suits must pay a filing fee – Unbelievable – Lite Notes – Metal underwear wire bra deflects bullet, Arkansas man unearths 145-year-old live cannon ball, Boy accidentally shoots self, Mom allegedly leaves girls and drives off, Pilot lands on road on way to Sun & Fun 2009, Preggo woman tries to rob bank but gets cell call, Mitsubishi Lancer clocked at 130 MPH in 55 zone, Neologisms and other goodies from Luscious Lips Lisa.
April 22nd 2009 Part 1
(60 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: Plug for Mary Held professional Gainesville area dog walker & pet sitter (352) 792-5598, Another shameless plug for Free Talk Live, Shout out to our new donor, Shout out to counselor-to-be Bart, New Futurama movie this Sunday 4-26-09, USA Today 2nd amendment poll, Jimmy defines our “rights” again, Jimmy rails the new DHS memo, Florida water restrictions, California implements “green” utility guilt bills, Obama's National Service bill, Obama’s stimulus plan, Incredible returns on lobbying funding, Supreme Court to review animal cruelty laws, Hugo Chavez declares socialism has reached the U.S. via the Obama administration – DUH, Hockey player ballot scandal, More new Florida laws and penalties, Curtis & Jimmy’s trip to the FX Convention, The barriers to entry are the reason we have a disparity between the rich and the poor – Explained in detail.
April 6th 2009 Part 2
(58 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: Hugo Chavez trying to sell oil to China, Bush morphs into Obama cartoon, Car sales on the White House lawn, Private enterprise questions government capability cartoon, Chrysler unveils new SUV and tells gov to shove it, More car comparisons, Bad car news from Counselor Curtis, New Segway Puma, 200 MPH driving range, Record low in Gainesville FL, Real vs Artificial trees to reduce CO2 emissions, Jimmy on cutting pre-k schooling, Ted Stevens update, Selling fake drugs vs. real drugs, Detroit pillow fight leads to arrest, Talking bird goes to court in Boca Raton, Einstein the parrot, 14 year-old accused of child pornography for posting pics of herself on MySpace, What happens if you don’t kill all the burglars in your house, The real cost of standing in line at the airport.
April 6th 2009 Part 1
(60 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: North Korean missile launch and ramifications, Castro update, Dimension 3D printer, Robert Higgs interview on C-Span2, Daniel Hannan rips the Prime Minister – What needs to be said here in congress – Props to Wayne Brady Comic genius – Chappell Show clip, Government jobs grow while private sector jobs declines, What bankrupting the country would actually mean, Inflation defined with respect to the gold standard, Jimmy meets P.J. O’Rourke, 41:00, Get Parliament of Whores on audio, New national health care push, Additional current school rules from Counselor Curtis, The successful mentor teaching system explained, Letter to the Gainesville Sun newspaper from one of Jimmy’s acquaintances.
March 3rd 2009 Part 2
(53 min)
Jimmy and guests EJ, Counselor Curtis, Engineer Erik and the Polterguest discuss: EJ at the Joe Cocker concert, HR 45 gun bill, Counselor Curtis’s high-school update, TSA starting full body scanner testing, Term limits – Lite Notes – Woman charged with breast feeding while driving and using cell phone, Google your name and add "needs", 12 year-old boy scout gets badge for giving women breast exams, Russian mechanic dies from Viagra overdose, Police chief wants to lower the drinking age, Man watches TV for 72 straight hours.
March 3rd 2009 Part 1
(53 min)
Jimmy and guests EJ, Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis, Engineer Erik and the Polterguest discuss: The new ADDITIONAL stimulus plan – And they're not done yet, New US Czars, Krishon Chocolates, 3 Billion vs 3 Million during congressional hearings, Gold standard history, Milton Friedman on Donohue, Video of history of government printing money, New “Bailout” Czar, The Laffer Curve, Why Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal turned down stimulus money, Obama’s new chopper, Stimulus bill jazz tune by Kathleen Stewart and Steve Jones.
February 8th 2009 Part 2
(46 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: What happens when a government goes bankrupt, What is actually stymieing the current economic recovery, Who in their right mind would buy U.S. bonds right now?, Afghan drug trade is booming, Mexican marijuana smuggling at an all-time “high”, Michael Phelps’s bong, Postal service might cut deliveries, Gainesville Florida’s new revenue enhancement “Red Light Camera” initiative is coming to fruition, “SWATing” - the new teen prank, Texas town examines it’s “Red Light Camera” sting, New Hampshire may succeed, Unreturned library book leads to woman’s arrest, Bill introduced to have cell phone’s make a “click” when taking a pic, Student suspended for cyber-bullying, Teen accused of Facebook sex scam, Woman aims for world’s largest breasts, 14 year-old poses as Chicago cop and is assigned a patrol, Man accused of scaring woman to death, Our thoughts to friends and families of Dewey Martin, Billy Powell & Chris Chianelli, Your cell phone can be used to locate you – Watch out!!
February 8th 2009 Part 1
(54 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: Hugo Chavez Day, Shout-outs, Neal Fox’s F**K the Fed video, Some “Gold Standard” history, The Obama stimulus package, Where the stimulus money will be spent, The Road to Serfdom by F. A. H. von Hayek, Jimmy says buy gold now, Check out Lew Rockwell, Nancy Pelosi on unemployment, Nancy Pelosi pledging “no pork” in the stimulus package, Even Cagle’s cartoons are making fun of the pork in this package, $1,000,000,000 for more cops – Then what? Fire them the next year? Yea.. Right! - Comparisons to Japan’s failed bailout.
January 16th 2009 Part 3
(38 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis, and Engineer Erik discuss: Lite Notes - Plug for Cat Hats, Jim Beam-branded potato chips cause parental outrage, End of prohibition, Use of bullets, Teens get felony child pornography charges for “sexting”, Google’s Mail Goggles, Judge throws out lawsuit against God, Jewlicious.com, British pilot lands after being blinded by stroke, Boy George sentenced, Teacher sells advertising on tests to cover printing costs, More scholastic atrocities, Polar bears find new food source, Ex Pittsburgh Pirates pitcher Dock Ellis claimed he pitched a no-hitter on LSD dies, “Sex Chip” creates pleasure in the brain, Snowzilla’s revenge, PETA wants to rename Spearfish High School to "Sea Kitten High School", Wind turbine looses 70’ blade to UFO, Kids with Nazi names taken from home, Removing cats to protect birds backfires. – Here come the snakes!
January 16th 2009 Part 2
(54 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis, and Engineer Erik discuss: Hilary’s status as secretary of state, Eric Holder’s position as attorney general, Volker’s regulation of the printing of money, Suicide Geese, Supreme court ruling of police only accidents (non-civilian), Chicago furniture company selling seats cheaper than the governor’s, Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez’s threats regarding oil prices, Majel Barrett Roddenberry journeys to the final frontier, Oil prices and Windfall Profits Tax - where’s that bailout plan? Obama’s new presidential seal – car and cell phone. Al Franken recount issue, Florida Museum of Natural History’s lack of research and information, O.J Simpson found guilty on all charges, Felony puppy endangerment.
January 16th 2009 Part 1
(50 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: Jimmy reiterates Hillary still has a chance to be Pres, Shout out to Free Talk Live, Lew Rockwell, US Airways has new amphibious jet, True scope of the bailout(s), Break for pizza, Implications of the recession, When is the real inflation going to start?, Current price for Las Vegas hookers, Bid for 22 year-olds virginity up to $3.7 mil, Is the U.S. headed for bankruptcy?, Barak Obama’s plan to “fix” the economy and why it’s not going to work, Counselor Curtis’s review of Dick Army’s economic plan, Hangar Dogs weigh in as well, Keynesian formula that has been proven wrong, IRS vows to take it easy on taxpayers (They are trying to get all they can NOW).
November 19th 2008 Part 2
(58 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis, Engineer Erik and the Polterguest discuss: Jimmy on Craig’s list, Problems with escort ads on Craig’s list, To have your weekday fix…listen to Past Jimmy Doane Shows – or of you need to… the Hangar Dogs, Lew Rockwell or Free Talk Live in our interim – all good and entertaining! Government plea to give up your 401K for your social security – HA, SDI & the Krell analogy, The Mayan Calendar end - implications on humanity and how it coincides with Obama’s reign, How to win a war Jimmy Doane style – unanimous decision – screw everybody, Miriam Makeba passes away, Apollo 12 lands on the moon, U.S. Inflation meddling - Lite Notes - Assault with a deadly sandwich, Rapper names victim in song and gets time, Woman finally pays the one cent bill to remove the lean on her house, Ecstasy comes full circle back to a marital aid medical drug, Jimmy wants a cure for the “come down”, Fun with ballistics, Talking parrot saves toddler’s life, Hobbit people, 4,300 year old pyramid discovered in Egypt, Woman divorces man over “Second Life” virtual affair, Don’t revolt but buy a gun, We’ll see you again after the holidays!
November 19th 2008 Part 1
(57 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis, Engineer Erik and the Polterguest discuss: Listener Angie asks Jimmy about his Hillary prediction, Barack Obama’s gun bill, National buy ammo day, Obama’s impact on gun sales, Obama’s doomed plan to “Front Load” the economy, New Wizard of ID Obama cartoon, The big three auto bailout, Problems with being independent for anything – If goods don’t cross boarders soldiers will - Benefits of the division of labor, Difference between Paul Krugman’s and David Brooks’s recent columns, Florida and local ballot results, Voting “majority” as to it relates to the actual “majority” – i.e. we need “Super Majority voting in way-more cases than we have now – RIP Mitch Mitchell we will miss you big time Boss!
October 30th 2008 Part 2
(49 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: Wrap-up on the bailout thing, The election, Penn and Teller on Obama’s tax plan, John Stossel’s viewpoint on why some people shouldn't vote, Counselor Curtis gets a write in vote from grandma Jimmy, Who should be able to vote according to the JDS cast, Homeless can now use park benches as addresses for their voter id’s in Ohio, Fair Tax “Pre-bate” explanation, CC on why you should vote for Bob Barr, Cool voter guide in Orlando, Charter school syndrome, Obama being called a Marxist, Joe Biden getting the “hook”, Western hemisphere travel initiative, The “Killing Fields” of Daylight Savings Time, Pilot looses entire wing and pulls off a safe landing, JDS election predictions and voting for the record.
October 30th 2008 Part 1
(54 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: Studio babe Lisa, New “film” Nailin’ Palin, Jimmy’s trip, Cab trip, Some days in history – End of shoe rationing - Russian H-Bomb, Counselor proposes wealth insurance, New government plan involving your retirement, Pork in the bailout, Travesty of the foreclosure bailout, Licensing, Sign ordinance, Police anonymity, Vietnam story.
October 21st 2008 Part 2
(52 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: Wiki FDR, More on the mortgage failure, What really happens when you cut costs, Australian Prime Minister calls economic failure due to “extreme capitalism” – Wha?.... either you have capitalism or you don’t. Earth insurance, Why aren’t Frank Raines, Chris Dodd and Barney Frank not in jail?, Isn’t a “Sub-Prime” loan already underwater? You can give people money - but you can’t give them credit. Is assault legalized on Halloween? New sexual predator laws and their impact on Halloween, - Lite Notes - Various humorous and “for-real” situations in Florida that violated stupid codes and caused people havoc. Counselor Curtis has a visit from the “Doggie Gestapo”, Florida woman refused to pay her Waffle House bill and goes to jail, Lord British launches into space, Man eats 15lb burger, Police impersonator get’s pulled over after pulling over a real cop, Chicago may get a “gay friendly” school, New copyright Czar going in the Bush administration, Jimmy’s crazy adventure, Please email your friends (or enemies) this link – Jimmy Doane Promos!
October 21st 2008 Part 1
(52 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: The JDS cast get’s extremely reprimanded about our Posse Commutates Act bit so see the Hangar Dogs about what is really going on etc.., Jimmy’s new trip with Mrs. Jimmy, Grandma - This may be the last Jimmy Show, Joe Biden speech, Sarah Palin on SNL, Joe Biden’s letter to Jimmy Doane, What if Obama get’s elected, The REAL deal behind who is going to pay this “bailout” and what loans “we” are buying for our money, A history lesson on the history of Reganomics, Why do some rich people (other than entertainers) support the Democratic party?, What is capitol, How do destroy capitol, How does this relate to the current economic situation, The farce of Keynesian economics – bury it in a coal mine and dig it out to make jobs and save the economy, Wiki Keynes and be astonished, Does a tractor pay taxes?, All money is wages…again, John Stossel’s show critique – but he has it right, Steve Wozniak’s success was due to…, Pawn Shop Richard calls in, Counselor Curtis states we do NOT need people to run the world, Toxic investments will be “sold” to the taxpayers to “bail out” the crisis – Wha??? – Is government making it easy to start a business?
October 11th 2008 Part 2
(56 min)
Jimmy and guests Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: New army non-lethal microwave pain-ray trucks might actually cause death, 19-year-old arrested as a terrorist for sending a threatening email, Teenagers to fly new army drones (re: The Last Star Fighter), DARPA wants a submersible airplane, Maryland police abused powers and target “fringe” people – “People who disrupt the government” i.e. protestors, Schools “teach” kids about environment causing parents to go insane due to pint sized eco-policing, More eco-issues, Florida water information, Northern Florida contractor sting operation, Eating kangaroos might help stop global warming, Aussie boy breaks into zoo and feeds animals to an 11 foot crocodile, How the courts treat children.
October 11th 2008 Part 1
(56 min)
Jimmy and guests Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: Wall Street woes, Search terms for Jimmy Doane, This day in history, Economic panic of 1873 and how that correlates to today’s monetary troubles, Nationalizing the banks, What the first 700 billion of bailout dollars was actually spent on, Editorial from the New York Times complete opposite of the earlier Harpers article, Insurance vs. healthcare, Possible government sponsored general business insurance – what a joke -
September 30th 2008 Part 2
(60 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: Some shout-outs, Bailout wrap-up, VP debates and what Sara Palin is going to wear, Russians giving Hugo Chavez $1,000,000,000 for nuclear arms upgrades, More unbelievable Florida school issues, Jimmy’s trips to the school board meeting, Pawn-Shop Rich calls in to weigh in on the school budget. - Lite Notes - Man arrested for farting on a cop, New Grand Theft Auto will have drug dealing scenarios, Cocaine trafficking subs on the rise, Fat dolphins in Japan, Chinese astronaut makes nation’s first space walk, Hubbell Space Telescope has a new problem, Clowns in Birmingham U.K. have been banned from playing their trumpets due to licensing regulations, Mailwoman stores mail because she couldn't deliver it on time, New 14 million digit prime number discovered, iPhone-equipped passenger takes on flight crew over weather, Shout out to Kamala and SingleDivers.com, Shout out to the excellent crew of the Caribbean Explorer 1
September 30th 2008 Part 1
(50 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss:Birthday shout-outs to Angie Dickinson, Marilyn McCoo, John Lombardo, Fran Drescher, and a bunch of other people Jimmy had on a list that made no real sense to us but hey, Paul Newman passes, This day in history, Big Bailout – Possible Implications – Undoubted origins, Jack Rhodes shares a 1999 NYT piece about the start of the entire Fannie Mae problem, Jimmy’s Sarah Palin yard sign, More reasons for the failure and a prelude for the BIG failure of Medicare – Medicaid – Social Security etc.., Jimmy’s government “referee & elephant” analogy, Recap on what we’ve been talking about, Engineer Erik’s difficult outro music decision.
September 13th 2008 Part 2
(58 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: Casting call for a political cartoonist for the Jimmy Doane Show, Washington State deploys cameras on freeways, Interesting “Sun-Pass” info (Florida’s EZ-Pass), Jib Jab – Time for some Campaignin’, Sara Palin, Sara Palin SNL Skit, Sara Palin Facts, Jimmy’s new “Welcome” mat, Jimmy is still stickin’ to his guns about Hillary – LOL, Will the Sarah frenzy continue until the election?, Huuuuugo Update, Guess how much of the U.S. is Park Land and is OFF LIMITS to the citizens?, Jimmy’s Garden – Lite Notes – Georgia town pays $1,000,000 to close strip club, Natalie Dylan - 22-year-old hot student from San Diego is publicly auctioning her virginity to pay for her college education at Dennis Hof’s Moonlite Bunny Ranch, Interesting Facts about the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, Brooke Shields’ “Pretty Baby” reference, JimmyJane sex toy promotion, 9-11 Tribute and memorial, Why we need to have only 1 date to “memorialize” everyone, “Our” Gainesville 34th Street Graffiti Wall “understood prohibitions”, Bathtub (Home grown) cheese crackdown in the U.S. – unbelievably ridiculous!
In addition, In Grievance, – Richard Wright passed away today. Sadness doesn’t begin to describe what we are feeling right now. Please accept our deepest sympathies to his family and friends.
September 13th 2008 Part 1
(50 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: Hurricanes, Geraldo Rivera and Ike, LHC fires up for a small test, Freddie May – Fanny Mack – Lehman Brothers issues and what that means for exactly whom, Comparison to the 1980 Chrysler bailout, Classic sayings from the 1950’s, A look at the history of the Consumer Price Index.
August 26th 2008 Part 2
(65 min)
Jimmy and guests EJ, Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: Jimmy’s high-tech communications network (his rotary phone), Lunar property rights, Jack poises the word of the day - “litigious”, Glassbooth.org – Site to help you pick your candidate, Bob Barr - the Libertarian candidate – is coming to Gainesville, Query regarding the current prostitution situation at the Democratic National Convention, Jimmy’s lunar acre, Jimmy’s “Short Hilarious Clips” page linked to the Promo button on the upper left part of the Jimmy Doane site, More lunar stuff, Ankle device to keep track of students, 9-year-old Jericho “too good” to play baseball in New Haven, Scientists create 'Exercise in a Pill', Ohio community bans ice cream trucks, Lyrics cut from Led Zeppelin song at closing Olympic ceremony, China refuses to issue protest permits, Five most embarrassing moments for China at the Olympics, Mythbusters going to try and fake moon landing video, Intel makes progress on wireless electricity, Naked cyclists in Vancouver, Jimmy tries to get his license renewed.
August 26th 2008 Part 1
(38 min)
Jimmy and guests EJ, Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: Demo-Con, Hillary’s speech, Obama’s VP choice, Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton’s dilemma, How Hillary lost the nomination, New guidelines give FBI more power, Terminal Ted, New U.S. smuggling crackdown on the Mexican border, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement ends its 'Scheduled Departure' program when only eight people participated in the program.
August 14th 2008 Part 2
(70 min)
Jimmy and guests Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: Mystery guest "Stitch" finally revealed!, “Green” burials, Atomic bomb radiation decay rates and Plutonium Pu-240 pre-detonation concerns, Neutron bomb explained, Olivia Neutron Bomb explained, How Mystery Guest got his call sign, Situation in Georgia and will we still be able to get peaches?, Pravda online newspaper – Must read – Economics of expanding airports to accommodate the new A380 Airbus, Mayor in St. George's co MD arrested in sting operation for receiving package containing marijuana, Word of the day = exigency, Video cameras to monitor Fairfax County high school cafeterias, The value of a human life formula, Mystery Guest's unquestionable cure for global warming, Mystery Guest's unquestionable plug for his show, The truth about the air in China, The truth about sea ice, The truth about climate change and how to cash in on it, and Fall of Envy takes us outta here. Buy their new CD You will love it!
August 14th 2008 Part 1
(60 min)
Jimmy and guests Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: Jimmy and guests Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: Mystery guest slated for second half of the show!!, Benedict Bart explains his Jimmy Doane / Hangar Dogs current position, Dear Abby letter, Shout out to Tom from the www.OfficialManCard.com site – Very cool site for real men! – Red Lionfish have invaded from the Caymans to the Bahamas, Flamboyant cuttlefish turns out to be deadly, MIT students get blocked from showing Boston subway hack at conference, Woman sues for right to massage horses - Licensing is the bane of progress - Wichita County man gets life sentence for 10th DWI, Gainesville is getting red light cameras and guess who gets a piece of the ticket action? – God help us all – Jeremy Clarkson’s YouTube videos – Must see – and philosophy, When throwing food away makes economic sense, Alert listener Gunner alerts us about the extreme lock down escalating in Helena-West Helena Arkansas, Obama - Castro – Hitler similarities / comparison, Barrister Tommy’s prediction regarding the socialist future direction our nation seems to be headed. Check out Fall of Envy – ROCKIN’ upcoming Florida band! To buy their CD Click Here
July 18th 2008 Part 2
(37 min)
Jimmy and guests Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: E.J. writes in, Iran summed up, Jimmy gets his Man Card revoked, Jimmy’s niece gets arrested at Lake Havasu – Worlds easiest place to get arrested, Curtis’s insane home owner’s association, Oldest recorded music by computer – Ferranti Mark 1, DHS proposes immobilizing bracelets for airline passengers, D.C. residents not rushing to register their guns, Catfish farms going out of business, Martha Stewart banned from Britain, The Amazing Johnathan – Must see, Email us if you might be interest in a T-Shirt – We’re thinking of doing a new run.
July 18th 2008 Part 1
(56 min)
Jimmy and guests Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: Hangar Dog K-Man makes a new intro for Jimmy!!!, Bart the traitor, Al Gore still on the doom warpath in spite of waning global warming support, Problems with wind farms, Jimmy explains speculation, Jessie Jackson’s vocabulary faux pas, Tony Snow’s media coverage, Brinks truck vs. S.W.A.T. truck, FDA interferes with Counselor Curtis’s sandwich, Jack Rhodes calls in, Whoopi and the “N-Word” on The View, New U.S. coin designs – some originally proposed by Jack Rhodes, Jimmy short clips posted on the web, Gainesville’s trans-gender bathroom issue heats back up, Alachua county budget cuts... NOT!, Pot discovered growing on Girl Scout camp, New surveillance bill passes, Interesting Tour de France facts.
July 9th 2008 Part 2
(54 min)
Super Special Show !!
Hangar Dogs Hosts Hosts Gene, Stitch and K-Man continue their disucssion with Jimmy about: SCOTUS, Approval Ratings, Making a Penny…and the Penny Gun, Political Correctness, JonBenet Ramsey, You are what you drink, Where is Pinky?, Mouse Hunting, Hindus in the News, Shout Outs!
July 9th 2008 Part 1
(55 min)
Super Special Show !!
Jimmy dropped by in another surprise visit to our friends “The Hangar Dogs” out in Colorado on his way back from the Grandma trip. Hosts Gene, Stitch and K-Man have a “Top Notch” time with Jimmy discussing: Stimulus Checks are here! (Almost) Jimmy’s “Gramma” Tour, Zune iPod thing, Gene’s Salmon Rant (with small digression to Evil Knievel), Tourism Money, Central Voting (Least of Two Evils), Hugo has Problems, Zimbabwe (quick digression), Zune & iPod Revisited.
June 17th 2008 Part 2
(42 min)
Jimmy and guests Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: Jimmy is going on another car trip with his mother in law for the opening of the new Justice Sutherland wing of the Utah State University – Question: Is he going to make it? – New Gitmo ruling, More random stops in Gainesville, Babysitting mishap, R-Kelly’s verdict is in, Massachusetts health care fiasco quickly coming to a head, Demise of the gold standard,Tim Russert media coverage, Cop funerals have become parade events, Gainesville fire fighter’s pension fiasco, - Lite Notes – Boyfriend films girlfriend doing Wii fitness, Horse un-vasectomy, New alien detecting telescope, Jimmy still eBaying at the end of the show.
June 17th 2008 Part 1
(55 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: K-Man and the Iowa floods, Economic impact due to ruined corn crops, Road rage and bumper stickers, Don’t ever talk to the police video, Do not carry large sums of cash in Florida anymore, Border patrol steals part of Jimmy’s paintball gun idea, Chinese company steals and sells internet art and literature, Obamarama update, Obama’s economic “math” and social security, Polar bears get endangered status, Polar bear get’s shot in Iceland, NYC bans trans-fats, NYC trans-fat help website, Healthy vending machines not profitable, New NYC condom wrapper – “Get Some”, Captain Kirk for President video, Drilling for oil off Florida, Dianne Feinstein, Ted Stevens, Dick Durbin and others, want to limit speculation on commodity trading, Tiger Woods wins U.S. Open by a stroke after an 18 hole playoff but then is out for the rest of the season.
May 24th 2008 Part 2
(57 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis, PSL and Engineer Erik discuss: Delegate Counselor Curtis at the Libertarian convention in Denver gives an informative, interesting, inside look at what’s happening with the Libertarian party today, Marijuana reform, Texas polygamist court reversal, Bush signs genetics anti-discrimination law, The reality of insurance company policy, Insane Alachua County Commission support for a half-cent sales-tax which would go toward buying up land for, as of yet, unknown reasons, Alachua County Commissioner Rodney Long questions the validity of the survey questions (with good reason in our opinion), Let’s elect Lloyd Bailey now! - Lite Notes - N.J. Atlantic City bans smoking in casinos, Engineer Erik’s Atlantic City experience, How to find Osama Bin Laden, European court agrees to hear chimp’s plea for human rights, How to talk to inanimate objects, Parents post baby on eBay for one Euro – Joke, Please write to our blog!! www.groveshark.com
May 24th 2008 Part 1
(42 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes and Engineer Erik discuss: Fan mail, Thefire.org, Phoenix Mars Lander, Garage sales' impact on Jimmy’s house, Hitllary’s latest comment faux pas, Jack Rhode’s - Barack Hussein Obama link he was talking about, Ted Kennedy’s brain tumor, The gas “crisis”, PSL makes an entrance, The Clinton’s event horizon of death, New War Games movie: The Dead Code, Next evolution of the human race according to Jimmy and the gang, 60 millionth Honda Super Cub sold, Handgun or Gas-card with car purchase, World’s smallest revolver banned in U.S., Lost parrot tells vet his address, Canton Ohio council proposes jail time for tall grass.
May 9th 2008 Part 2
(30 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: Farmer fined $4,000 for dealing in raw milk, New non-lethal Fugu, Land-O-Lakes Florida teacher gets fired over a magic trick, Jack Rhode’s Email, Definition of anathema, Hulk Hogan’s son gets sentenced, Fed’s are scraping the $20 Mil border fence, Border patrol now arresting illegal immigrants as they leave the U.S., EJ’s big night, RUSH show review and pictures, The quest to outlaw the pig (animal), FBI’s mission to expand citizen surveillance, Ireland also engaging in massive citizen surveillance, Man moons speed camera, Global warming “experts” now saying…..
May 9th 2008 Part 1
(50 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: Call from Bart, Keywords, Jimmy’s Democratic prediction, Superdelegates explained, Lloyd Bailey’s campaign for county commission, The John Birch Society, Emergency vehicle sting operation – Must listen
April 3rd 2008 Part 2
(32 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: Flying Spaghetti Monster statue at Tennessee courthouse, Play this show backwards to hear the Jack Rhodes Show, Sign Lloyd Bailey’s petition – He’s running for county commission, All San Bernardino police to be issued tasers, The Bush administration plans to bypass more than 30 laws and regulations in an effort to finish building 670 miles of fence along the southwest U.S. border by the end of this year – BTW fences work both ways – Does claiming to be molested by Bigfoot work as a defense in court? Will a McCain – Rice ticket be a winner? Copyright for Superman gets reverted to original creators, Save the 866-95-Jimmy line, Read Charlie Rece’s story about Tibet, Man-make molecules reverse liver cirrhosis in rats. Listener submitted Jack Rhodes Show sticker on pickup.
April 3rd 2008 Part 1
(40 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: Will the new Large Hadron Supercollider destroy Earth? New Japanese “urinal” game? Swiss cat coats for sale, TSA makes woman remove nipple ring, Budget cuts for the public defender’s office means what?, Pawn shop Rich update, Hillary’s new job creation campaign.
March 14th 2008 Part 3
(31 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: Guess what’s driving up the cost of popcorn?, Obama takes some heat, Religion scams, Please see Marjo and Leap of Faith, Check out Richard Bandler the best hypnotist for personal enhancement on any level, Joel Olstein for entertainment, Jimmy “looses” Fortran compiler on eBay during the show – Hilarious - Lite notes – Listener Kevin sent us his new cartoon - The Bearded Banana - a superhero who is like the government doing more harm than good (note: site not finished yet, look for blue arrows to see cartoons), Python stalks and eats family dog, Big snakes moving north in Florida, Saturn's moon Enceladus is spurting a huge geyser of gas and ice from its south pole, Dude paints his car exactly like a police car in Las Vegas, Hangar Dogs on the ball with new shows, Please send us your favorite 5 to 7 minute clips for a Chicago radio station that will air them Peace Out !
March 14th 2008 Part 2
(50 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: How to catch wild hogs, Woman faces $1,000 fine for dying her poodle pink, Gainesville leash law revisited, Bubble artist Fan Yang wants to put an elephant inside a soap bubble in Santa Ana, 200 dogs found in trailer, Muslim prisoners are given ham sandwiches during Ramadan, Vatican expands sins list, Check out E.J. with Ron Paul and the chocolate head he made, Applications for concealed weapons permits in Colorado has skyrocketed, Concept Folding Glock Machine Gun from Magpul Industries, Phoenix Arizona pushes to allow guns at schools, 80 year old Florida woman arrested for not signing her traffic ticket, Elderly lady arrested for not mowing grass, Time to sell off the Gainesville library?
March 14th 2008 Part 1
(44 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: The genius of Jeff Dunham the master ventriloquist, Gold closes over $1,000 per oz, New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer gets busted for prostitution, Robotic truancy messages for middle schools, More Spitzer, More teachers having hot sex with students, Boy punished for having T-shirt with image of gun at school, Company makes bag with embossed gun or knife, Middle school kids here now required to wear a lanyard with their I.D. on it at all times and are not allowed off the bus until the first bell rings, The U.S. now imprisons one percent of the population, Two four-year-old Bronx preschoolers were handcuffed by the school-safety officer for refusing to take a nap.
Februrary 21st 2008 Part 2
(44 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis, and Engineer Erik discuss: Shout out to the Hangar Dogs, Eye Fi, Wiki Leaks shut down, FEMA trailer trouble, Stephenville Texas UFO sighting, Britain to nationalize struggling mortgage bank, Implications of Fidel Castro’s resignation, Traffic video camera expansion for Gainesville, Middle school bans intentional farting. Fish in space.
Februrary 21st 2008 Part 1
(45 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis, and Engineer Erik discuss: Just say NO border video, Family Guy presents Blue Harvest, Satellite shot down, Lunar eclipse, Lincoln rated number one President, NY menu labels for fast food set off food fight among obesity experts, 143 Million pound beef recall, Miley Cyrus given flak for not buckling up, PBS vs NPR, Bye Bye analog TV.
Februrary 5th 2008 Part 2
(55 min)
Jimmy and very special guest Will Hammond, Engineer Erik and surprise guest Jack Rhodes discuss: Election update, Listener emails, Hot mom arrested after throwing an apple core out the window, License plate madness in United Arab Emirates, The Save Our Homes Vote Yes on Amendment One passed here in Florida, NAVY tests new rail gun, Will nails the political agenda for politicians.. i.e. – they do whatever it takes to get elected - , Why voting your conscience is the best move, Chocolate Ron Paul head Sweetliberty08.com going up for auction soon (but not on Feb 5th) from Krishon Chocolates on eBay – keep checking Sweetliberty08 for updates, “Green” vs “Green” Solar Shade Control Act war, Pot vending machines now in California, Fed bailout of housing problem, Gainesville passes “Trans-Gender” act, Toshiba’s new KICK-ASS “Micro Nuclear” neighborhood reactor, Futurama Lego characters
Februrary 5th 2008 Part 1
(48 min)
Jimmy and very special guest Will Hammond and Engineer Erik discuss: Shout outs, Bush's new $3,000,000,000,000 (TRILLION) budget (a U.S. first), Would repealing Bush’s tax cuts stimulate the economy?, How China is struggling with “global warming”, How Mexico is fighting its new war on drugs, Did Al Gore cause “global warming?”, Some great computer memories and comparisons, Another shameless plug for “Age of the Spiritual Machines” (again....an absolute MUST read or get the audio tapes available on Amazon.com ), Mississippi legislators introduce “Fat Ban” bill…. yes the actual molecule, Probably some other cool stuff but hey,... listen to the show!
January 23rd 2008 Part 3
(39 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis, and Engineer Erik discuss: Jimmy introduces the cast, Problems with the Florida “Save Our Homes” amendment, Why Jimmy loves the government, - Lite Notes – Automaker unveils “Tata” the world’s cheapest car, FoolishEarthling.com, Katrina victims request huge settlements, Politifact.com – busting politicians' lies, EJ working on his chocolate Ron Paul bust, New Mexico considers a video game tax, The top Scientologists don’t believe in Scientology, Weekend at Bernie’s in NYC in real life, Real ID update, Husband and wife discover their twins. See ya nextime!
January 23rd 2008 Part 2
(70 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis, and Engineer Erik discuss: Monica Lewinsky’s ex-boyfriend's wife for President bumper sticker, Chavez threatens Venezuelan dairy farmers, CA Hydrogen Highway teeters towards collapse, Lonnie Johnson solar engine article, NY pushes calorie disclosure for area restaurants, The Death of Common Sense, New New York public restrooms use 14 gallons of water per flush, All glass bathroom, The iTaser mp3 player, CES show meets the TV-Be-Gone article and video, SWAT team in Colorado takes 11 year-old at gunpoint to the doctor, Counselor Curtis had to check fake guns during filming in the old Gainesville courthouse, Researchers create a beating rat heart in lab, Bible on the head of a pin, Fan mail, Vote for Dave Bibby in Williston Florida, Jimmy’s solution for the Gainesville library.
January 23rd 2008 Part 1
(42 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: Happy birthday to Richard Dean Anderson, Shout out to the Hangardogs the Chicken Man, and to Paul and the rest of Sweden, The Deviant Libertarian, and Simon of New Zealand (pure genius) who builds the most incredible things including a Bender Brewing Robot !!!, Congratulations to Bernie - our U.K. Correspondent - for winning the fist official Jimmy Doane T-Shirt, Jimmy goes to Miami and hangs out with Hot Lips Liz, Jack Rhodes makes a Democratic Presidential prediction, Australia revs up artificial intelligence license plate reading cameras, California thermostat control initiative, Microchip implants for prisoners, Pentagon experiments with “fear” chemical pheromones, Global warming update and another fix, Dishonest Political Tampering with the Science on Global Warming - Essay, Bush’s new economy play – Hey, let’s spend ourselves rich!
January 5th 2008 Part 2
(79 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: Hugo Chavez’s new currency, Hugo’s “shuffling” of cabinet members, More Hugo plans and he renamed the country, Global warming update, La Habra Heights California bans citizen firefighting, New Hollywood DUI policies, When can the police take your blood forcefully?, The Counselors comparison of three cases involving prison time, New California smoking law, France outlaws smoking in bars, New Arizona employment law and it’s impact on American factories, Who blasted Bhutto?, Infidel ring tone – Must Have -, What do the Hangar Dogs actually do?, Golden Compass movie review from the Counselor, Listener Scott alerts us to a prostitution entrapment sting, Counselor Curtis’s experience with entrapment as a defense in court, 2014 Incandescent light bulb ban poses unforeseen consequences, The Writers Guild wants to geld Jay Leno, Use of unmanned aircraft soars and possible implications for you and yours, Health inspector gets to inspect private property, Insight into taser parties, Jimmy didn’t get his Christmas present, The FBI, CIA, Homeland Security, “The MAN” CAN LEGALLY turn on your cell phone microphone and listen to whatever they want ANYTIME!...And…How to prevent this....for now, How clean are your hotel glasses?, FAA institutes new bans on laptop and gadget batteries on planes, Britney Spears’s hot sister is pregnant, 10 year anniversary of the Jimmy Doane Show! Yeah!
January 5th 2008 Part 1
(42 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: Hillary “looses” Iowa caucus, Campaign tips for Hillary, Update on Jack’s son’s coin and new Internet habits, YouPorn.com, International Internet filtering movements, Florida’s situation in the primaries.
December 16th 2007 Part 2
(60 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: Jack Rhodes’s son swallows a coin, Stem cell boob job – is it a reality yet?, The “buzz word” for the democratic debates, Jimmy busted on his age via porn magazine construction, Geno's Steaks in Philadelphia defends "must speak English" sign, How exactly the government comes around to bite you every time, Noobie Halo 3 players adopt devastating tactics that piss off experienced players, Slots for tots, Gambling issues, Can the U.S. stop global warming?, How bad is the Fed handling the U.S. money supply? - Lite Notes - Kim Jong-Il kicks Iran out of the Axis of Evil – Not evil enough, Typewriter mistaken for a bomb, Ladies in Vegas pimpin for Paul, Family begs to keep $1,000,000 apartment in NYC, Mace happy cops spray Orlando churchgoers, New cop tactics that don’t seem right, Al Sharpton and the IRS, Difference between men’s and women’s friends, Stop action photography at Jimmy’s house, Ike Turner skips out, Happy Birthday song IS copyrighted – Jimmy is vindicated
December 16th 2007 Part 1
(45 min)
Jimmy and guests EJ, Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: Shout-outs to Tall Michelle, Ziggy, Lovett Williams and his ocellated turkey site, Have some real fun with - Churchsigngenerator.com or Says-it.com, How does it feel to get lit up with the new “Pain Beam” or ADS (Active Denial System)?, New “Mind Control Toys” from Sega and NeuroSky, Merging the Pain Beam with mind control, New Futurama DVD is out, Interesting ruling on privacy in “our” favor, What is the basis for our 5th amendment?, Partial victory for crack users, 10 year old student arrested for cutting food with knife, Is writing the word “Bomb” in a blog now considered a threat? The big deal on campus about the movie Obsession, Micron of mercury mascerates Millersport High School.
December 4th 2007 Part 2
(60 min)
Jimmy and guests Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: Michael Vick’s Woes, “Double Jeopardy” syndrome and why it can happen to you, Dinosaur soft tissue uncovered, Spared from the “Ghastly Garrulous Group of Gargantuan Gibbons Grab Gillian Gibbons for Godless and Grandiloquent Grizzly”, How much being a sex offender sucks, Artimus Pyle, Tasering of a pregnant woman, Why the Fair Tax isn’t bad…but it is still a TAX !, Are you going to get gouged by the Alternative Minimum Tax law this year? Fair Tax explained, Presidential debate questions for Jimmy, Dave Barry’s term paper, “More people are afraid of an audit than a mugging” – Ron Paul – 2 tiered tax system, Tancredo’s BORG statement, - You NEED to watch Lathe of Heaven but Jimmy has the only copy so…. I don’t know what to do here… - Curti’s gun law prediction, New Mexico’s new ad campaign.. We Like It!
December 4th 2007 Part 1
(35 min)
Jimmy and guests Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: Shout out to Brad and Calico, Angie and traffic laws in Fargo N.D., Southpark to offer all episodes for free on iTunes, New Futurama Movie out on DVD thank GOD, Ferrari’s new Christmas gift, Hugo’s new strategy and our predictions, Chess champion Garry Kasparov protest and results, Fair exchange and the “Double Thank You” moment – MUST READ !!!! (Courtesy of Stitch from the Hangardogs), How to tell if your country is taking you over?, How many people does it take to make a “unsanctioned demonstration” in Russia? – (Don’t think it won’t happen here!) – Will climate change wipe Indonesian islands off the map?, Discussion and prediction about new law on auto MPG reform, Is Government part of the market?, Freedomain Radio Symposium in Miami – Jimmy will be attending !!! Are humans naturally fair?, Would normal humans like a neutral mediator in mediation as a benchmark?, Do you want more….or….less people with guns mediating your situation? Please watch “Missouri Breaks”, Jimmy’s recent (extremely rare) eBay experience and helpful hints, eBay contract law involving time, How PayPal solves skirmishes, Jimmy is exonerated – but is sill “stung.” Definition of “Fraud”, Ultimately the Government enforces ALL laws with GUNS. Have you felt pressured by a seat belt law recently?
November 20th 2007 Part 3
(35 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis, Engineer Erik and the Polterguest discuss: Department of Homeland of Security raid local paraphernalia shop Modern Age Tobacco and Gifts, U.S. Raids Issuer of Ron Paul Coins, Hugo Chavez told to shut up, New Hugo Chavez ringtone, Brazil discovers oil, Police will be able to kill GM car engines via OnStar, New mousetrap texts you when it’s full, Iraqi and Afghanistan wars cost U.S. $2.4 trillion so far – Lite Notes - Cool rolling ball alarm clock sculpture, Inner workings of Jimmy’s brain, Teens arrested in Massachusetts police station because they reeked of pot, O.J. is stupid, 17 year old arrested for stealing “virtual furniture,” “Get a Warrant” welcome mat, Cell phone jammer gift idea, Hunter shoots rare albino female bear cub, U.S. to use Pakistani tribes against Al Qaeda –What?, The Beatles are coming to iTunes, Jimmy finally got his new Macintosh computer, Correction on the Brazilian oil numbers, Have they buried James Brown yet?
November 20th 2007 Part 2
(48 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis, Engineer Erik and the Polterguest discuss: Barry Bonds might get 30 years for what?, 10 min. version of Achmed the Suicide Bomber, Analysis of Michael Vick’s plea, Results of cat shooting case, Middle school teacher undresses in front of her 4th grade class, 13 year old girl student suspended because she hugged two other girl friends, gunga gunga-galunga, 4.0 students suspended for making “Don’t Do Drugs” video, Toy recall fiasco, Proposed amendment to the Florida Constitution is longer than the U.S. constitution, New early Sesame Street DVD’s have warning labels for children, Oregon parents indicted for dropping kid off at skate park, 8 and 9 year old kids charged with rape in Georgia.
November 20th 2007 Part 1
(45 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis, Engineer Erik and the Polterguest discuss: Shout outs to Gunner, Scott, Neal Conner and Alex Newman with the new Gainesville Liberty Sentinel Paper & Podcast, EJ and the Hangar Dogs, Svereia Sweden and others, Polish air crash and PowerPoint Images, Another Ted Stevens from Alaska bridge to nowhere = $600 million, John Travolta’s house, Department of Education grows fatter and fatter, Michael Moore and Sicko, How to live in Cuba, If socialism is so great why do you need guns? – “Can I opt out” is the only question that matters – Voluntary vs. Coersion society, Parents go to jail for not giving flu shots to kids, Jimmy neck noose tie, Noose law update, New Jimmy Bail Donation Button, Justice George Sutherland’s Quote, Jack’s take on the Democratic debate – super scary stuff - Dennis Kucinich and his hot wife, ABC’s Match-O-Matic, Jack Rhodes says – “Anybody but Hillary.com”
November 7th 2007 Part 3
(42 min)
Jimmy and guests Counselor Curtis, Engineer Erik the Polterguest and special guest Tommy Gun continue to discuss: How to rebuild Louisiana, Ron Paul on the Tonight Show with Leno, Ron Paul generates $4.3 million in one day on the internet, - GO RON ! - The health care system in England, Problems with the U.S. health care system, Insight to the war regarding the Petty Cab issue in NYC, Topps Meat Company folds due to meat recall after 67 years in business because 30 people got sick, Feds nab Ed and Elaine Brown – the tax evading couple – on ruse, Naomi Campbell visits Hugo, Hugo neglects the oil rig maintenance of his rigs and that is leading them where?, Hugo Chavez is in love with the South Bronx, Everyzing.com is our hero!, Send us your emails! And to rip off something else from the Hangardogs….we’re Winchester!
November 7th 2007 Part 2
(60 min)
Jimmy and guests Counselor Curtis, Engineer Erik the Polterguest and special guest Tommy Gun discuss:More of Jimmy’s Honduras trip, Pakistan (Musarif) decides to tear up their constitution and the repercussions, Dick Cheney says U.S. will not let Iran go nuclear, Dick Cheney and Obama are distant cousins, How to conquer countries correctly, Noriega, Osama, Saddam, How to generate terrorists, Achmed the suicide bomber, Political correctness, Examples of freedoms that have been lost as a result of 911, War on Terror equates to a war on freedom and productivity, Suitcase nuke prediction, Prison Break actor Garrison gets sentenced for deadly DUI, 26 tons of cocaine seized in Mexico, Today’s ridiculous safety standards regarding kid seats, “State of Mind” now determined by machines for court purposes, Difference between sexual predator and sexual offender, David Copperfield update, 10 year old kid goes to court for felony arson, Kid taken away from parents for playing eraser manhood-test game, California bans smoking in cars if there are kids in them, NYC considers anti-noose law, Al Gore’s Nobel Peace Prize, Andrew Meyer’s “Don’t Tase Me Bro” sentencing, What withhold of adjudication actually means, Man tries to ride lawnmower to get beer
November 7th 2007 Part 1
(36 min)
Jimmy and guests Counselor Curtis, Engineer Erik the Polterguest and special guest Tommy Gun discuss: Jimmy’s Honduras trip, Roland from Connecticut’s phone call, Email from Cecil from Tampa, Shout out to Chief Teo Twawki, School shooting in Finland, Gold over $800 per oz, Canadian Loonie is now worth over $1 US, “Eco-Tourism” in Honduras, 25% of the Honduran economy is “sent back” by Hondurans working in the U.S., Jimmy “leads” the parade in Honduras, Flying “First Class” in Central America and back, 90% of fake bombs get through at airport TSA checkpoints, Achmed the Suicide Bomber – The “terrorists” are winning. Damn them!.. or us for stoking the bees nest when all of our Founding Fathers had the right attitude and said let trade and commerce bring us together and HELLO, not putting American GI’s on “Holey Land” (as stated by Osama Bin Laden as to why he attacked the U.S. in the first place (and we set him up to be able to do it with TONS of cash. True) all over the world running Humvees and throwing Playboys out their windows into a culture they don’t understand, no wonder other people are pissed off - More on Jimmy’s “Eco-Tourism” stint in Honduras, Wall to keep illegal immigrants out of the U.S. is made in China, The U.S. Dollar is only legal tender in the United States. Think about it.
October 3rd 2007 Part 2
(67 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis, and Engineer Erik discuss: Scientists want to clone extinct Mammoths, Couple gets arrested trying to pay restaurant bill with Liberty Dollars, Interesting history note on Las Vegas casino chips, O.J. relinquishes his Rolex to the Goldmans, Tonight Show Set sells on eBay, Bill O’Reilly’s “Don’t Taze Me Bro” bumper stickers, Don’t Taze Me Bro Remix – from last show, 21.5 Million .lbs of meat recalled due to 25 illnesses leads to large company closure (of course, ironically, this was USDA inspected meat), - If you don’t trust “people” how can you trust the government?....The gub'ment is made up of "people" – Obama’s plan to eliminate nuclear weapons, Hillary Clinton Cackle, Should the FDA ban cold medicine for children under 6?, Great “blanket restrictions” are bad and why discussion, Important child transportation facts and legalities, The real cost of putting people in jail, Hugo Chavez changes Venezuelan time zone, New Venezuelan currency – the Hugo - , Jimmy goes to Honduras, Increased airport security for toys with remotes, The concept of “Society” Eliminates Individuality – which is hugely important for the growth of wealth – Think about that as well, Hillary Care explained, Great experiment for socialism, David “definitely not my real name anymore” from Ohio sends us - Deputies making sure doors are locked – a little too PRO activeness - article, Putin creates sex fest, Amsterdam dims red light district, Cough assault, Brady girls Maureen McCormic and Eve Plumb.
October 3rd 2007 Part 1
(44 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis, and Engineer Erik lament the loss, of the definitive, Miss Moneypenny - Lois Maxwell, then, A shout out to Kev B. for our “cast” “doane-ation”, Currency exchange benefits for JDS “doaneations”, Chicago video surveillance gets smarter, Surveillance cams don't reduce crime, Gun-toting robots on patrol - The Talon, Hybrid cars are obviously Gods way of eliminating the blind, Ultra loud car horns, Cities consider apartment smoking bans, The Drake Equation and it’s relation to Hillary Clinton, More “Smoking Nazis” at your doorstep, Tennessee declares war on imported cigarettes, Problems with virtual U.S. border fence,
Missile silos for sale.
September 19th 2007 Part 3
(48 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis, The Polterguest and Engineer Erik discuss: New Boortz book gets an O.K. from Jimmy, Christopher Hitchens is Jimmy’s new favorite writer, Richard Dawkins – The God Delusion - also nice, Visit Lew Rockwell’s site for a good Libertarian article – We are not quite living in a police state but it is getting very close, Man gets arrested for hanging anti-Bush banner on overpass, Salty burger eaten completely by cop leads to arrest, Purchase a super fun taser to use on your friends or fellow radio talk show hosts, Poker pros Maciek ‘Michael’ Gracz and Christopher Bell - ALE agents seized over $70,000 from the players – UNREAL – The lottery is a tax on people who are bad a math - Jack Rhodes proposes nude chick lottery cards with “scratch and sniff” technology, Now parents are being arrested for their children being truant - John Singer of Utah, who was shot dead by the government for not sending his kids to government school or private school – Not to mention there is a 60% FAILURE rate for 10th grade reading and in fact it is increasing – only a 30% reading failure rate for 3rd grade students - , After favoring the Bush administration’s ”Lassie Fair” (hands off..cough..cough..) policy – big joke - US Capitalists are running to the U.S. Government for protectionists laws to save their own butts citing problems with China etc… when most of this issues are non-issues that have been corrected almost immediately … just so they can try and save their income, China man dies from playing on-line game for 86 hours straight so Chinese government wants to implement “Safe Guards” so no more of their 1.8 BILLION people die in this horrific way. – See Pic – Southpark – Make Love not Warcraft – Great Clip - Cool Oklahoma Judge struck down violent video game issue, Senator Craig’s stall now a tourist attraction, Kid student gets arrested because of Swiss army knife in his car, Yearbook Nazis decide to ban girl from holding flower in her picture because of “Zero Tolerance” policy. So we submit JIMMY's ACTUAL YEARBOOK PHOTO for listener review :) No dog barking statute passed in Mt. Dora, Vulcans (aka activists) can read pig’s minds as well, Phil Spector jury deliberates more and again and Counselor Curtis’s legal perspective on the sitch, Sweden is under attack from Fatwa, Mammoth dung may spread doom for all humanity, Canadian drug dealer asks about cocaine shipment and get’s busted – Darwing smuggling award candidate,
Until nextime, keep the faith !
September 19th 2007 Part 2
(52 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis, The Polterguest and Engineer Erik discuss: Hugo Chavez threatens to take over schools, Venezuelan man wakes up during autopsy, Hillary care update and health care rationing explained, Medicare expanse since the 60’s, Government is the overhead of society and should be kept to a minimum, John Edwards wants to force Medicare on people, San Francisco will fail to offer medical insurance to every uninsured adult but they will go down with a big fight, Quick O.J. robbery update and some legal perspectives, Bush calls for expansion of the Spy Law.
September 19th 2007 Part 1
(33 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis, The Polterguest and Engineer Erik discuss: Pretty much the University of Florida (UF) Taser Incident with Andrew Meyer.
September 9th 2007 Part 2
(57 min)
Our 100th Show ! - Hilarious!
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis, The Polterguest and Engineer Erik discuss: New awesome LSU tiger habitat, Louisiana becomes the 50th state to ban cock fighting, (Side note - Jack Rhodes favorite food is chicken at cock fights) The “Very Tasty” Greenback Cutthroat Trout repopulation effort starts off with the introduction of the wrong fish, Jimmy and the gang’s suggestions to save some extinct species, Homer Simpson evolves for the couch scene Classic! Iran fined $2.65 Billion for terrorism, Second kid suspended for drawing a picture of a gun, Foxxy Brown gets a year for violation of probation (VOP) for running a stop sign – Watch Out People – The Noose is tightening - Nifong gets 24 hours but was disbarred – Jack Rhodes called this one - Steve Fossett has been abducted by aliens or is probably deceased – Our deepest sympathies to his family and friends - The horrible trend the “Law” has of “Stacking Up” offenses, Senator Craig….100%....GUILTY ! Please order a free Counselor Curtis Mouth Sticker :) John Edward’s 100% health care catastrophe!, Voyager probes celebrate 30 years of American die-hard operation, Galaxy Quest – One of the finest movies ever made - Dick in a Box wins an Emmy, Comics breach security in Australia featuring Osama Bin Laden as the guest terrorist getting within 50 feet of President Bush’s door, Driving away can cost you your life, Jimmy’s “Alachua County Commission Primal Scream Therapy Sessions”, David ("Not my real name") from Ohio lists essential components of the Jimmy Hurricane Preparedness Kit.
September 9th 2007 Part 1
(36 min)
Our 100th Show ! - Hilarious!
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis, Polterguest Dave and Engineer Erik discuss: California gets ready to make 2500 sex offenders move because of proximity to prohibited buildings, Listener Phil sent us the Shock Doctrine, Hugo Chavez causes massive inflation in Venezuela, Hugo poised to remove free elections, Great antique car parts coming soon from Cuba, Check out www.LewRockwell.com and the Inflation article.
August 29th 2007 Part 2
(60 min)
Jimmy and guests Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: Huge problems with education, Back-to-school bulletproof backpacks, How NOT to assess / retain teachers and how the hiring of teachers needs to be to get the kids on track, History of the U.S. Quiz, No way to monitor the current education system for proficiency, 1.5 hours per class is horrible, Counselor Curtis’s superb suggestion for school system reform, Teacher retention gone bad, School officials suspend boy for drawing a sketch of a gun, U.S. is number 1 for gun ownership – wish we had more - , Jose Padilla gets convicted, Chicken farms are now on the terrorist watch list – thank you so much terrorists, Wealthy Russian tries to buy a B-52 bomber and is shut down, Antigua with UTO backing challenges (and hopefully will win) U.S. gambling practices, - The only way a government can compete is to outlaw the competition -, The “Sheeple” are being led astray, We want gambling here in Florida and new changes to the stupid state liquor laws, How to get drunk in church, Witch fight in Salem Massachusetts, Cassadaga wiccan community here in Florida, Astronaut Lisa Nowak is going to try temporary insanity as a defense, Hollywood update on Foxxy Brown, Lindsay Lohan, and Nicole Richie, Respect is something that is earned, Leash laws in Gainesville Florida, Hugo Chavez employs Orwellian tactics on Venezuela’s “Democracy”, AIG insurance company solves wildfire problems privately and some really cool Market Solutions to the same problem.
August 29th 2007 Part 1
(50 min)
Jimmy and guests Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: Podcast sampling rates and problems, Hurricane Katrina anniversary and the HUGE government failures that ensued - They just should have gotten out of the way – Government, by definition, only has a top-down one-size fits-all plan that just doesn’t work for any society. Huge Jimmy Doane Show lesson here today folks, please listen to this one! – Hurricane Katrina re-building ideas have gone amuck, Cost of Katrina, Where did the 23 Billion dollars go?, Sub-prime loan meltdown, Gonzales (looser drafter of the Patriot act) is out (Thank God) – If we loose our liberties out of this “war”…. Then we’ve lost. Period. Senator Craig’s secret toe tap and other gay alerting signals, The Urinal Game – Must Play for guys, Adam Walsh Rules coming into effect – All pornography companies must register with some U.S. agency or get the book thrown at them one way or another, Tracy Lords is one smart (and sexy) porn star, Rich the Gainesville Pawn Broker gets harassed again dammit.
August 16th 2007 Part 3
(26 min)
Jimmy and guests EJ, Counselor Curtis, and Engineer Erik discuss: Global warming to REALLY kick it in gear after 2009, WE’RE DOOMED !!!, - well, maybe buy some arctic beachfront - NASA had Y2K Bug - 1998 no longer the warmest year on record, Interesting facts on ice melting, Arial picture of iceberg, Russians claim land under North Pole icecaps as sovereign to their nation and are going to drill for oil, 18 million toys recalled that were manufactured in China due to lead content, Schools choke our children once again failing further every year – This is paramount child abuse and a straight path to a decline of talent for humanity - You must read Parkinson’s law, - Lite Notes - Cool urinal game and it’s possible future implications, GM engineers dressed in drag while designing new SUVs, Space Shuttle Endeavor is DOOOMED !!, New USB GPS that tracks where you’ve been, write to your congressman, we need a nude chick on the next dollar coin!,
August 16th 2007 Part 2
(49 min)
Jimmy and guests EJ, Counselor Curtis, and Engineer Erik discuss: Hospital guard tasered man holding newborn son, Being pulled for not wearing your seat belt in Florida, Police officers hold running red light sting operation in Florida, Gainesville Florida traffic light woes, EZ pass toll booth records bust drivers and criminals, Small Chinese building in danger of being torn down because it is along the route of the 2008 Olympic marathon, 1.5 Million people being re-located in China for the 2008 Olympics, Galactic Suite space hotel is opening in 2012, Scientists reveal secret of levitation.
August 16th 2007 Part 1
(49 min)
Jimmy and guests EJ, Counselor Curtis, and Engineer Erik discuss: Jimmy gets his first Christmas catalog, Indiana State Fair bans trans-fats, Pork butt on a stick, TSA is now inspecting busses in Indiana, Ethanol is feeding hot market for farmland in Iowa, Chávez to propose removing his term limits, Jeff Spicoli visits Chávez, New Jefferson dollar coin to be released, Children in a Chicago city-run day camp were strip-searched by counselors.
August 3rd 2007
(57 min)
Jimmy and guests Attorney Tom, Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: Jimmy swimming in the icy waters of Sweden, Gorbachev’s new gig with Louis Vuitton, Actual Toyota car in Gainesville Florida is named as respondent, Spamming Viagra dealer gets 30 years in prison, Offshore boat for physician prescription, Wisconsin bridge collapse, Update and insight into Internet gambling, Hilarious Jon Stewart’s Net Neutrality Skit, Netteller card is a market solution to internet gambling and, unfortunately was strong-armed into setteling for $136,000,000 - The Market Always Prevails! - , Visa pre-paid gift card for gambling, No limit poker now allowed in FL in designated areas, Gov’t bottlenecks will never expand to meet demand, Tour De’ France competitor hits a dog, Russians claim Artic land for oil, Patton’s slap prolongs WWII, also if McKinley hadn’t been assassinated, U.S. probably wouldn’t have gone into WWI and then there might not have been a WWII? Caps on prices deepen Zimbabwe’s issues, FL state auction holdings, Scary Spice has child with Eddie Murphy, Podcast Awards – Vote for us !
July
30th 2007
Part 3
(33 min)
Jimmy and guests EJ, Counselor Curtis, and Engineer Erik discuss: Scottish
man in kilt arrested for having sex in public, Investment prospects
of internet sex-related businesses, Newhaven CT illegal immigrant IDs, -Lite Notes- FL inmate charged for pleasuring
himself in his cell, Drunken astronauts, Nicole Ritchie sentence, The
Simspons movie, Global warming hits FL, Bradenton voyeurism case tests
privacy rights, Fresno CA wants to ban teens from mall, Gainesville
cracks down on panhandling.
July
30th 2007
Part 2
(60 min)
Jimmy and guests EJ, Counselor Curtis, and Engineer Erik discuss: Erectile
dysfunction covered by Medicare, Middle school sex offenders, Anti-psychotic
med use up in FL kids, Tour De France blood doping, Alleged criminal
may be charged with 4 deaths after News choppers chasing him collide,
Cirque Du Soleil fights for radio frequencies, Bush calls for easier
wiretap rules, Judge voids ordinance on illegal immigrants, 20 Billion
in arms sales to Saudi Arabia.
July
30th 2007
Part 1
(36 min)
Jimmy and guests EJ, Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: Christopher Hitchens shout out, as well as Hangar Dogs and Podcastawards.com, K-Fest (Apple 2 Convention), Simpson’s Movie, Michael Vick and Federal charges of animal cruelty, The Humane Society, Edwards proposes raising capitol gains tax – The same way that burglary generates capitol!
July
15th 2007
Part 2
(45 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis, and Engineer Erik discuss:
The Josh Kushner LA Jimmy Doane Show, Pope
decrees Roman Catholic Church only real church, Atheist
National Convention, LA Church settles sex abuse cases for
660 Million, Moussaref defends raid on Red Mosque siege, Bin Laden tape, Borders
UK reshelving Tin Tin book series, Drug flights surge in
the Caribbean, Lite Notes- Al Gores son
arrested on suspicion of drugs, Pilot forgets to engage landing gear
in KY, NASA misspells Endeavor on ceremonial banner, Lawn
chair balloon launch, Paratroopers land inside the perimeter
of a CO prison, Robotic air attack squadron bound for Iraq, Funeral
directors first client is her father, Congratulations
to Brian May for getting his Physics PhD!(well... actually advance congratulations---check
out this link to his site.)
July
15th 2007
Part 1
(49 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: Germany weighs Civil Rights against public safety, New “Hate Talk” bill goes to vote, Hangar Dogs’ super-cool visual targets, Toy gun ban in New Jersey, Lawmaker drives over granddaughter, China executes their FDA chief, Hanoi markets, $250,000 N.Y. parking slots.l
July
2nd 2007
Part 3
(60 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis, Engineer Erik, and Dj
Laura discuss: 21st Century Man and the Boliburgesia, Gas rationing
in Tehran sparks riots, Professor warns Global Warming dangerous to
your freedom, Lite Notes-Twelve
7-elevens to become Quickie-Marts, Burglars use forklift
to steal safe from Bank, VA institutes driving fines in excess of $1000,
CJs law, Camel found dead on side of road in Sweden, Fish detained by
FDA, Japanese
security robot, AZ woman finds 20 thousand in bank tube,
Prostitution sting and funny video, Man attacks peacock he thinks mistakes for vampire,
World of Warcraft fan site sells for Million, Malacca virus, RI voters
mental competency an issue, Hiltons used dog food can fetches $350,
Smugglers tunnels discovered in Tijuana, Prisoner seeks sex change operation,
Spice Girls reunion tour, First
Politician fossil remains, Australian PIs paid to have sex with
prostitutes.
July
2nd 2007
Part 2
(26 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis, Engineer Erik, and Dj
Laura discuss: Scalia scolds Roberts, Breyer reads a 77 page dissent
in court, MA mandatory Universal Healthcare, Sicko.
July
2nd 2007
Part 1
(37 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis, Engineer Erik, and Dj
Laura discuss: Fireworks waivers, Levee repairs making problem worse,
Supreme Court rules against Bong Hits for Jesus, McCain-Feingold ruling,
David Broders interesting solution.
June
12th 2007
Part 3
(60 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis, Engineer Erik, and Dj
Laura discuss: The Fatawa free-for-all, US warns Iraq progress is needed
soon, US appeals court rules residents cannot be held indefinitely,
Capitalistic environmentalist buys 1 Million acres in Chile, Possible
conflict of interest in FDA clinical trials, Former Duke Lacrosse team
prosecutor Nifong faces trial, Paris being held in medical wing for
$1100 per day, Scooter Libby gets 30 months, Cook county Chicago has
mandatory credit counseling rules for 10 zip codes, Gainesville ties
for number 1 in nation for fastest appreciating housing, Shoutout to
K-man, -Lite Notes-, Man sues over long-lasting
erection, Americans consider car salesmen more than Congress, Robotic
chair, Students invent powdered alcoholic drink mix, Semi hooks onto
wheelchair-pushes man down road, Towns parking enforcement cars violate
law, Woman arrested for making faces at police dog, Viagra enhanced
oysters.
June
12th 2007
Part 2
(36 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis, Engineer Erik, and Dj
Laura discuss: Astronaut trophy wives, New energy bill spurs huge lobbying
war, Court decision may force websites to create logs detailing user
activities, Jimmys
new Apple IIe, Legalizing net gambling, Sexual predators.
June
12th 2007
Part 1
(28 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis, Engineer Erik, and Dj
Laura discuss: Jimmy and Erik go to shuttle launch / astronaut convention,
Thanks go out to Chris, Arizona border town residents against spy towers,
3 Texas National Guardsmen charged with human smuggling, Feds temporarily
suspend the border passport rule.
May
31st 2007
Part 3
(27 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis, and Engineer Erik discuss:-Lite
Notes-, Astronaut
punch, Jimmy and Engineer Erik plan trip to the Cape, Donovan
goes to the Magic, FEMA trailer prices called unfair, Jihad
Mickey, Italian researchers find traces of drugs in the air
in Rome, Bush seeks 30 Billion to fight AIDS in Africa, Grizzly-n-Wolf
Trust Fund, Woman gets 6 mo. in jail for Xmas light scam, Bloomberg
gun give away, Slogan competition, Sheehan resigns, Fan hears radio
DJs cry for help on air-saves life, Cop overdoses on marijuana, Man
takes bathroom break during botched execution.
May
31st 2007
Part 2
(58 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis, and Engineer Erik discuss:
Man with TB flies International flights, Figgis detained at LAX, Counselor
Curtis attending media convention in NY, the Chavez
update, Google deal scrutinized, Email tax, Whosarat.com,
New York taxi license $600,000, Baltimore official wants public safety
lockdown zones, Cops convicted of killing 92 yr old woman in failed
drug bust.
May
31st 2007
Part 1
(54 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis, and Engineer Erik discuss:
New format--Special thanks to Dave from Morocco, Indoctrinate U, Free State Project, Hillary wants 10 Billion
for Pre-K program, Successful Ohio school victim of budget cuts, Goodbye
Law and Order---Helloooo White House! , Edwards wants a probe on soaring
gas prices, Obama for Universal Healthcare, Point system immigration
bill, 43 Mexican consulates, Sammy Hagars tequila.
May
15th 2007
Part 3
(40 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis, and Engineer Erik discuss:
Obama against privatization of Medicare, Steve McNair arrested for DUI
while passenger, The levees are falling, -Lite
Notes- Internal security breach at TSA, Gingrich considers joining
presidential race, KFC robber drops wallet during getaway, Baby issued
a gun owner id card, Schoolteachers stage fake gun-attack on children,
Elderly Canadian man gets carjacked, Holiday Inn cheaper than nursing
home, Bank robbers crappy get away plan, Man crushed in garbage truck,
Australia try to cut kangaroo numbers, Money for cockroaches, Tow truck
taxis drunks and their cars home, Misdiagnosed man spends life savings,
2007 Darwin awards.
May
15th 2007
Part 2
(52 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis, and Engineer Erik discuss:
WI State officials threaten to sue gas station owner unless he raises
prices, Rising US exports make a dent in the trade gap, Oxycontin executives
in trouble for releasing addictive drug on unsuspecting consumers, Hanrahan
rails against rich developer taking advantage of poor residents, Music
piracy crackdown nets college students, Texas voters approve anti immigrant
law.
May
15th 2007
Part 1
(41 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis, and Engineer Erik discuss:
Jerry Fallwell dies, Pope says Capitalism and Marxism marginalize God,
China builds and launches a satellite for Nigeria, Donations now being
accepted for the Jimmy Doane satellite fund, Gas prices hit a record
high of $3.07 per gallon, Billions of dollars of oil missing in Iraq.
May
6th 2007
Part 3
(38 min)
Jimmy and guest Counselor Curtis discuss: Brazil says FU to Mercks Patent,
Scotland elects secessionist, Snakes being released in Everglades prompts
tariff, 20 Million chickens held hostage, House of Rep backs an expanded
hate crime law-Bush threatens to veto, House panel approves 48 Billion
for spying, Illinois facing problems with new universal health care
coverage, NY educational system has issues money’s not helping,
Senate decides pet foods need labeling.
May
6th 2007
Part 2
(42 min)
Jimmy and guest Counselor Curtis discuss: National ID card disaster
in the making, Gambling rehab, Paris Hiltons jail sentence, High school
senior in jail on 1 million dollar bond, Pointing fake finger gun gets
teacher fired, Illegal video poker operation gets busted, Activist wants
chimp declared a person, US Presidential debate.
May
6th 2007
Part 1
(52 min)
Jimmy and guest Counselor Curtis discuss: Imus copycats fight back,
Sarkosky wins French elections, Cinco
de Mayo LA Immigration rally video, “The
way to make law respected is to make law respectable”-
Frederic Bastiat, Hugo threatens to take over steel industry.
April
30th 2007
Part 3
(33 min)
Jimmy and guests Counselor Curtis, and Engineer Erik discuss: -Lite Notes- Proving double negatives, Community
Defense Act, Gainesvilles underground adult store, Magical number 6,
Ham sandwich hate crime, Robin Williams exonerated, 15 year old shot
for walking on lawn, Woman sneaks in prison for sex, Free HDTV, UFOs
fly over Britain, Working replica of Noahs Ark, Camel beauty pageant,
Warrant out for Richard Gere, Naked man in heels shuts down building,
Canadian celebrates Hitlers birthday-naked, Golden Gate suicide stats,
San Francisco roulette, Email notification of future podcasts
April
30th 2007
Part 2
(60 min)
Jimmy and guests Counselor Curtis, and Engineer Erik discuss: Says creator,
the Real Id is just misunderstood, U.S., Japan repeat warning to N.Korea, Hawking does 8 parabolas, Misty 3000, Chavez and Big Oil heading into trouble,
Iraq is Katrina redux, Pricey lesson for Maine as health care plan stalls,
Bush asks Miami Dade students to join in immigration debate, Apparel
taxes last legal form of discrimination, Shoutout to Michael T. Cone,
Make a Doanation to help fund Palfrey’s legal fund, Democrats
propose lifting internet gambling ban.
April
30th 2007
Part 1
(48 min)
Jimmy and guests Counselor Curtis, and Engineer Erik discuss: Dave the
mixer from Ohio, Shoutout to Slinkyminx from myspace!, Christopher Hitchens new book, Dilbert is Jimmys new favorite blog, Erik in DC, Where are the Hangar Dogs?, Molineaux going full time, Anybody want some squash?, Us bill to block gun ownership
for terror suspects, Miz Julia planning to name names in defense, Book
a 5 star jail on $82 per day, , Switzerland may change gun laws, Public
remains split on Global warming. George
Washington's Farewell Address
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